Wednesday, August 14, 2019

The job

.... is going to kill us, we have come to this conclusion. We have also come to the conclusion that we are going to try this living in tandem thing since neither of us likes being locked away so we really feel bad for y’all... like all of y’all because we’re pretty sure it’s gonna be hell

On y’all...

Not for us.

Doctor canceled our appointment for medication refill so that might be why we are cosharing this body the way we are.

Boss hasn’t gotten to meet Claudette.  He’s white and kinda cute so she blubbers.  I ask questions.  He’s almost fifty and has two daughters and hasn’t been married in awhile.  Like awhile awhile.  She’s gonna have to handle that and stop blubbering when he works out makeline.

Am we weird that we find men who can dig their fingers into make like ingredients like pros so damn sexy?

I think we are.  Like prescription grade weird.

Anyway, we rocked the fuck outta work today and made $47 in tips PLUS beat our forecast.  So take that!

Yeah.  Today was a decently awesome day.

Signing off, Roxie! Stay chilly bishes!