I spent most of the day watching Fifty Shades of Kinky Fuckery... or Fifty shades of Grey to everyone else.
Yeah bad idea. Just reminded me of ho horney I am. Like there should be a legal limit as to how sex deprived one person is allowed to be before the government steps in and says "okay, it’s been long enough. Here’s XXXXXXX he’s going to reset your limit." Also don’t try to sit there and decode the x’s yall... they’re literally JUST x’s.
So Anna got her fair share of sex in three books and three movies. Hell she got her share, my share, your share, and all the shares floating out there.
I wonder does that life actually exist? I’m not stupid yes I know BDSM exists but even at some point I’m sure the kingpin or BDSM was going "Daaaaaaaayum"
I’m a simple woman. I am also a romantic but baring that I’d take a little gentleness from whoever XXXXXXXXX turned out to be.
I think we’d start with a heavy makeout session. The kind where your both breathless at the end but so very very ready to just run to the next base? By this point he should have the bra off and my girls should be standing at attention. Now at this point he can lay me down or stand me up but if he’s standing me up, he’s coming from behind. Kissing the neck while hand one works lady A (no... I don’t have name for the girls) and the other hand needs to be working its way into my drawers. And this does not stop until I’m grinding on his hand so hard.... mmmm
Now if he’s laid me down he’s obviously not coming from behind. He’s going straight for lips on nipples. Tug them bite them suck them like you are getting angel milk from them. Flip you tongue back and forth. When he’s spent copious most of time there then he can with work his way down mouth wise or work the hands. Tbh I prefer he uses both.
I’m not an easy person to make cum but when you achieve it, you know it. Finger me, get those digits up there, find the g spot. I assure you I do have one and it’s been tapped once before. Now here’s the important part while your fingers are working, his tongue should be introducing itself to my clit. Suck her lick her DO NOT THUMB HER. Seriously no woman in the history of women wants your thumb there guys. Yes we know the thumb is convienient but no. He’s clumsy.
At this point my government issued XXXXXXXX should have seriously cramped or broken finger because if he’s followed the guide I have cum and I should have cum hard.
And it’s not over yet boys. I give decent bj’s. If I get to a point and you can’t take anymore, Pull my hair flip me over in all four nd go for it. If you have the dexterity to reach around and play with clitty again please do. You can also spark me. Make it rough. Make every yes that escapes my lips sound like you stole it from that gap where my uterus and cervix used to be.
If Anna had gotten a little of what I just described as my perfect night of sex I think she would have been just as happy.
So tell me, what’s your perfect night like?
