Ever have one of those nights where you just wish the earth would open up and swallow you? Hmmm... this isn't one of those nights for me, but if you ever wanna talk, I'm sorta here. :o)
Hehe, I made a funny.
So I went to my grand aunts one hundreth birthday this weekend and man I forgot how much I loved my fams.
And almost all of them have that special someone to call sweetie. Gag me with a mixing spoon.
No, I'm not going to go into one of my when's it my turn wails, I'm far too drunk for that right now. Personally, I don't give a fuck right this second cause my dream guy is sitting in front of me and he's Russian.
Wow that was lame.
Hehe, I don't care...
So mom goed into surgery tomorrow. Nother hernia. She'll b out ina few days.
Uh oh random thought....
I wanna go to Australia. Okay.
I think mes needs a lighter hand with the vodka bottle. My white rjussians have the kick of a pissed off mule tonight. Good thing I only do this every now and then.
So my Valentines present to myself is going to be a hole in my face. I am finally getting my nose pierced. I'm kinda jazzed. This hole punching will be followed immediately by a massive drunkening.
After that, I'm going to get my contacts and I'm going to rock the stud, the eyes, and the hair and dare someone to tell me he's still realing from his ex or he sees me as a fracking friend. OMG if you knew how many times I have fallen face over foot for a guy and gotten either of those two lines... I so wanna go find these skags that are doing this to the guys I like and have a cat fight... like man, could you have just once NOT fucked over a guy I like???
Let's not discuss the other guys I like, I'm not young enough or skinny enough. Neither of these is bound to change so eff you.
Did I mention my dream guy kally luah and abso lute?
Okay I blogged, I've updated the two people that read this. Love you and goodnight!
Terminally Single and Blogging is way to drunk for her own damn good tonight.
Hehe, I made a funny.
So I went to my grand aunts one hundreth birthday this weekend and man I forgot how much I loved my fams.
And almost all of them have that special someone to call sweetie. Gag me with a mixing spoon.
No, I'm not going to go into one of my when's it my turn wails, I'm far too drunk for that right now. Personally, I don't give a fuck right this second cause my dream guy is sitting in front of me and he's Russian.
Wow that was lame.
Hehe, I don't care...
So mom goed into surgery tomorrow. Nother hernia. She'll b out ina few days.
Uh oh random thought....
I wanna go to Australia. Okay.
I think mes needs a lighter hand with the vodka bottle. My white rjussians have the kick of a pissed off mule tonight. Good thing I only do this every now and then.
So my Valentines present to myself is going to be a hole in my face. I am finally getting my nose pierced. I'm kinda jazzed. This hole punching will be followed immediately by a massive drunkening.
After that, I'm going to get my contacts and I'm going to rock the stud, the eyes, and the hair and dare someone to tell me he's still realing from his ex or he sees me as a fracking friend. OMG if you knew how many times I have fallen face over foot for a guy and gotten either of those two lines... I so wanna go find these skags that are doing this to the guys I like and have a cat fight... like man, could you have just once NOT fucked over a guy I like???
Let's not discuss the other guys I like, I'm not young enough or skinny enough. Neither of these is bound to change so eff you.
Did I mention my dream guy kally luah and abso lute?
Okay I blogged, I've updated the two people that read this. Love you and goodnight!
Terminally Single and Blogging is way to drunk for her own damn good tonight.
