And I'm trying to type fast so that the llittle details that are slowly getting fuzzy can come out...
So I watched scandal last night. Fitz in hanging in a life n death coma right. That's where the show ended. That's where my subconscious took over.
So in my dream he died. and there was a huge funeral. Do not ask me how but I ended up in the limo with Olivia Pope and her man... and the president's pregnant wife....
We were all set to be in the funeral procession and we ended up on a gravel road with trucks coming at us. Well, we're scared as shit and the trucks kep coming but then we see this naked man running across the road and Olivia gets out to help him and my friend from church, Millz gets out of the drivers seat and here's the kicker... I'm not surprised to see this. The naked man maybe. Millz getting out of the drivers seat no Why you ask? Because she's a secret service agent in my dream. I mean WTF??
Fuzzy part with the naked man but pregnant presidents wife goes into labor and Millz goes to run down Olivia... in heels. She comes back with Olivia who takes control of the situation because apparently I am useless (big surprise) we take off.
Take off being the operative word because Millz drove the hell outta that limo.
But when we got back, we had missed the funeral procession. And the presidents wife wasn't in labor anymore.
So we went shopping.
Where I promptly ran into Snow white and Prince Charming from Once upon a time. I couldn't get their attention until the presidents wife went into labor again and Snow white had to get her away before the thugs came. Enter Millz. Limo goes peeling out. I am suddenly wearing a white and purple top and no pants. So where do I go?
That's right!! Up to the mysterious seedy motel that now replaces the department store!! Good job you've been paying attention!!
Yeah no. That's where I meet my neighbors daughter who asks me if the weave job her uncle richard did looked good. I told her yes and went downstairs to be suddenly in a living room full of guys playing xbox.
There is still no mention of me putting on pants. Notice that.
So they were just about to look at me when Millz is back in front of me, looking down on me and she's about to say something but it comes out as
"Cause baby, tonight, the Dj got us falling in love again!!"
This is my alarm tone. Whatever Millz was going to say came out as Usher...
So that's all I remember. Have no clue what happened to prince charming, the body of the president, or the naked man. Have no idea if the president's wife had her baby.
Just know that my subconscious was on overdrive last night...
Hmm...
