Thursday, October 30, 2014

Things Claudette should NOT do...

I think number one should be go into to Walgreen's late at night and walk past the wine selection.  Had an interesting conversation with the lady at the register who now thinks I might be certifiably nuts and probably won't sell me so much as cough syrup anymore.

Number two would be get home and go to town on bottle number one.

Number three would be browse Tinder.

No, let's move number three to number one.

There are some hot guys in Charlotte.  Does the queen city know she has all these hot men?  I'm not sure she does.

If you can't tell I'm well into bottle number one, so let's make number 4 on the list blog while inebriated, shall we?

Hell at least I can spell.

Back to Tinder.  So this afternoon when I installed it, I rated a bunch of guys.  Like seriously, A BUNCH and like seven said like on me.  It might be the very low alcohol by volume cheap wine talking but that's not bad.

Oh wait... eight.  One just liked me back...  He's not too bad looking although his profile is a one liner that says "Seduce away"  Hmmmm....

I should go to bed.  I should really go to bed.  Tomorrow I have to.... uhm... well...

You know what would be really awesome right now?  Finding my sims City 4 disc.  I can't find it and I really want to play it.  I wonder where it went.

THAT'S what I should do tomorrow!! I should clean my room!  I think I will!  Yes.  I shall.

(I probably won't.  I'll probably find something shiny and sit and play with it for hours because I'm just that ADHD.)

*Glances at Mt Laundry*

I should fold that.  I really should.

I'm going to go to bed.  Right after I finish this bottle...er glass of wine...

Stay frosty bloggers.