Sunday, June 13, 2010

Navy Numa Numa

Holy rusted metal, Batman!

Did you ever have one of those days where your skin was the only thing keeping you from spiraling off in a million different directions?  I think I am having one of those nights.  I want to jump up and down, I want to go to the corner store and buy a soda (although in retrospect I'm thinking that might not be such a good idea), I want to do cartwheels, I want to just move.

And not move in the terms I have been jabbering on all week about.  Move in the terms that I live three freaking blocks from the beach and a late night run in the sand and surf giggling like a crazy person might just come close to fixing the situation.

I really shouldn't have broken in the new coffee mug with actual coffee...  That stuff I get and grind at the commissary is powerful stuff Kemosabe.  Might be the espresso beans I ground up in there.  I really should have remembered those before I brewed the coffee and had two cups....

Gah!!

Stop laughing!  I know you are laughing.  Manky I know you are rolling off your chair right now, Andi, I just KNOW you are sitting there going "the girl has lost it, she's finally lost it!"  Clue for you chickadee, can't lose what you pawned off eons ago!!  LOL!!  You love me!!  Sneeze, you are probably shaking your head and telling lilttle one that Ms. Dette has broken out of the looney house again.

Seriously, i want a soda.

I think I am going through Greys anatomy and Desperate housewives withdrawal.  Lifetime whacked up the schedule so that now DH comes on at ten-one, GA is 1-4 and WS is 4-7.

Aside:  My downsairs neighbor is playing that song that has the beat that repeats over and over and over and over and over again and I am tapping my toe to it and I don't want to tap my toe to it.

I feel like Blanche in that Golden girls episode where she has insomnia and stays up and writes that novel that she thinks is award winning and basically it's just sunshine and rainbows on clear cloudy days...  That kind of crap.  I am so going to look at this tomorrow and be like Dude, WTF?

Oh wow, only ten minutes of the boom boom boom.  We're getting it down to a science.  It's like they know just how many minutes it takes to get me to the brink of insanity and they turn it off.  Haha Fooled them I passed the brink of insanity about a month ago!  HAHAHAHA!

OMG  Someone shoot me!!  Okay, I'm going to finish playing Evony now.  Well you can't really finish you just keep going anf going and going and going.  Yeah it's like that...

Dude, Single and blogging is having a skitzo moment...