Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Short

Okay, this is going to be short because I have a kick ass migraine... an energy sucking, mind punishing migraine, but I promised that I would blog everyday about something I encountered in my day, so here goes.

Why is it that when people stink, I mean really really stink, they pretend their nose is broken and then get offended if you make it known (Putting your hand over your nose, groaning a bit, telling someone on the phone, pass out from the rank smell)???  I don't get it.  Do they think that aroma wafting behind them is some exotic perfume? 

I give up.  My head hurts.

Single and blogging is in pain.

Another Pre-Morning blog...

Here's a brain squisher for everyone out there... What do you get when you mix people afflicted with Ghetto ism and mass amounts of Bacardi Rum?  Give up yet?  Well I have no patience this morning so I will tell you... You get a fat chick who wants to have a fight so loud the neighbors across the driveway call the cops on at two in the morning.  I seriously don't foresee the woman downstairs living here much longer.  My landlord just moved his mother in the back apartment and she doesn't like mass amounts of noise.  Like normal people she doesn't like the noise at the ass crack of dawn.  No wait... at two am dawn wasn't even showing her ass crack...

I honestly don't know who called the cops.  I wasn't coherent enough to find my phone let alone call them.  I just wanted to know what was this woman's problem.  But I already know what it is... she has no respect for others around her and has to show her tail every opportunity she gets.  You think I like attention?  Holy Hell Batman!  This woman must run on it.  I think it's a good thing for me to just take advantage of my day off and crawl back into bed.

Guess what bloggers!! I got a weekend off!  I get to sleep in this weekend!! Isn't it awesome???  Okay sleep now glee later...

Single and blogging is going back to bed!