Friday, December 31, 2010

Happy New Year, Bloggers!

Well, another year bites the dust and Im still single. Ah well, used to it now. Don't see it changing no matter bwhat my friends say. I wasn't slated for real happiness.

So tonight, I'm going to go out and drink myself way stupider than I normally pretend to be. This of course means that I am going to drink until I am the epitome of every blonde joke anyone ever came up with. I'm sorry thats not nice. I know some very intellegent blondes. Hell, I know some really smart bleach blondes too.

I just want to get kissed at midnight tonight. I will promise here and now that if I get a kiss at midnight tonight, Ib won't whine (outloud) about my single state for.... Three whole weeks. I will fill the time with something else...

Yeah right. If you buy that, I know a bridge you should purchase...

Happy New Year, Bloggers!

Single and Blogging is going to prettyfy herself for tonight...
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Sunday, December 19, 2010

Sometimes you just have to....

...reach Deep inside and pull lut your inner bitch...

I have been down here in Charlotte for now, five months and all that time I have been wondering. Why are there people on my facebook that i dont even like??

And its not so much that i dont like them, I dont really know them. There are the friends I met in Andis group... Some of them are going because we NEVER talk. Hell a couple of them I made it a point to go say hello or happy birthday on their birthdays and they never said a word.

Then there are the people for applications I dont play anymore. Takiing up space. Sorry but they are.

Those are the people I simply have no reason to still have on my facebook, the ones im going to be a bitch about...

Well these are the high and mighty so and shits who couldnt be bothered to say one freaking word to me in high school but tbe second we are all adults, they want to claim me as a friend. The people that even though ive moved out of New Jersey, they still invite me to shit like Cardio Strip Class. I even go to some peoples page personally and tell them, I dont live there anymore...

I mean damn, if you wanted me to help you out and attend your stuff now, maybe you should have lowered yourself long ago to say hello.

Thats like seeing your hated hkigh school enemy after ten years and thy run to you and hug you. All you can think is "dude, wtf?" You really have no idea how many times i have had that happen... Someone that was way beyond truely horrible to me in school comes up to me years later and is just so happy to see me.

So anyway, if in the next few hours i offend anyone by doing sometime small like taking you off my facebook and its a huge deal to you then two things. One, get a freaking life, its Facebook and im not famous. Two, remember that sometimes its better to use a social network to be uhm... Whats the word... SOCIAL.

Toodles!

Single and Blogging is stearing towards the iceburg...
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Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Okay so I have been remiss in blogging...

But this time Ik have a good reason. First I was busy trying to keep my bkids from dying with the flu, now Ive got it. Did I mention that i hate being sick? Pretty sure u have stumbled upon my temper tantrum about it already.

Seriously, almost every part of me that can hurt, does hurt. I wake up with it and i sleep with it and its not that kind of hurt that you get when someone has spend the night pretending your body is a pretzel. I would welcome that hurt...

So I will try to come back but at this point idk.

Wanna know how bad I feel, you guys...?

I can only play the sims for short bursts. Even they tired me out...

Oi!!

Thats bad....

Single and blogging is sick and tired... And tired and sick, tired of being sick and sick of being tired...

*groan*
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