So tonight, My aunt had family dinner at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. A couple of things. One, this place was so awesome that I turned my phone OFF. not on silent, not on vibrate, I turned it OFF. And did so without being asked to do so. Second, the food...
Insert Homer Simpson like drool here.
So my salad was an actual wedge of iceberg lettuce. Like they cut the entire head into fours and made four salads. It was 1/4 of a head of lettuce. Yeah I know that may not be awesome to everyone but then they put thousand island and bacon on top of it and I got the guy who's sole purpose in the place it is to put fresh ground pepper on things to grind pepper on it. Awesomeness!! I have always dreamed of eating someplace where a guy stand over me and tells me to say when to make the pepper stop. I know, I have very small dreams but damn it was nice and fresh and awesome and it was good and drool...And then the steaks....
I had the cowboy ribeye. 22oz of delicious life altering cow. Mr. Cow I don't know who you were or where you grew up but damn am I glad you graced my plate with your ass tonight. I love you. I didn't finish you because there was a LOBSTER TAIL on top of you but oh my damn what I did manage to get down was so freaking fantastic... And the baked potato... Until this summer, I never at baked potatoes but Patty made me eat one this summer and I am SO glad she did. SO glad.
And if that wasn't enough, I had wine AND a Chocolate martini.(Which don't let it fool you it's really a really strong white russian) But so good. I know, I'm saying so good a lot but... so good.
And dessert! Chocolate molten lava cake. I had it without the caramel and the ice cream because there has to be a limit with even something that awesome and ice cream was my limit tonight. The chocolate has espresso. I'm pretty sure I may not sleep tonight.
Hell who am I kidding, I might not eat for at least 36 hours. I am so damn full.
And why do people say full as a tick?? I would think full as a leech since when leeches are done feeding they just fall off. That's what I wanted to do tonight just fall out. But I couldn't because I was wearing so much spandex under my dress that even if I would have fallen out I would still been sitting straight up with my tummy sucked in.
Come to think of it, if I hadn't had the tummy sucker I might have been able to finish the steak. Nah. Maybe. Most probably. but
Oh.
My.
God.
If you get the fundage to go, I highly recommend Ruth's Chris Steakhouse.
Now off the foodage and onto me. I already said I was wearing spandex but you should have seen the whole outfit!
As a matter of fact... hang on...
Maybe food headache isn't the best description. I have an I've had my period for three damn weeks eaten enough chocolate to give an anorexic diabetes and want to go to bed kind of headache. But as you can see, I looked good! And I finally got my knee high black boots and they are fantastic!! I'm ignoring the fact that you can see my bra thrugh the top of my dress. Concentrate that there are indeed boobs up there. Don't get to see those at work. Lesson to guys. Take me places where I can show off the boobs. I will be happy. Because I will be happy, you will end the night happy.
Wait... did I just say that if you take me out and let me look like a girl I will put out?
You damn skippy.
Also, there should be some foodage involved. I'm not picky. Maybe a movie. And some foreplay. But mostly take me out and show me off. I like to be shown off. I like thinking that people of you because you're with me.
I'm vain like that. Get over it, let me be a girl and you'll be happy.
I'm going to take my night meds and go to bed.
I had a blast tonight. Thank you Auntie!!
Night bloggers!! Stay frosty!!
