I didn't go to bed until almost two. Dunno why but whatever... When my alarm rang at eight am, I started the dryer to iron my Sunday clothes (yes I do that... Stop giving me that look...) and I promptly hopped my ass back in the bed for another hour.
Not that it did any good cause at nine am I still didn't wanna get up... but I did.
Went to church where T very nearly stole my shoes. It's cool. I'm used to it now. I swear though, I am going to kidnap her and take her to the Avenue one day...
After church I wanted some McDonald's for lunch but my bank account had Wal-Mart in mind... So off we go. By we I mean me cause I was alone. Mommy didn't go to church today.
So outside of Wal-Mart there's a guy and he's selling pit bull puppies. O. M. G. They were the absolute cutest puppies on earth. I wanted one. What I did not want to hear was a couple of old women telling the man that those beautiful puppies were mongrels that needed to be drowned because pit bulls are evil dogs. I had to channel my inner Cindy cause I was about to tell them some things I may or may not have made up in order to shut her up but apparently my channeling powers are slow cause some other woman channeled my Cindy and cusesed those women roundly, squarely, and any other shape you wanna say.
My bad mood was made better once inside however. I have to say right now that damn it, I looked hot today. I did the hair, I had on the heels, I was looking like a ten plus twenty and I knew it but I digress... The best feeling is when a man in Walmart gets slapped by his woman because he's looking at you.
So in true Walmart style I was not allowed out of the store without being appalled and forays tale from the ghetto came from a Mexican child who was yelling at the woman holding his hand in the parking lot. Now the kid could not have been more than ten if he was that. He was telling the girl/woman to let go of him because she was a dirty cunt. Oh yes, he said that. It was at this point that I decided it was time to leave Walmart.
So got to mommy's and sat here and made her dinner... Chopped grilled pork chops smothered in grilled onions, yellow bell peppers and mushrooms.
Now I'm watching the end of The Blind Side. Love that movie. Makes me cry everytime. Pretty soon I'm gonna go on home.
It's been a day.
I need the day to end.
Not that it did any good cause at nine am I still didn't wanna get up... but I did.
Went to church where T very nearly stole my shoes. It's cool. I'm used to it now. I swear though, I am going to kidnap her and take her to the Avenue one day...
After church I wanted some McDonald's for lunch but my bank account had Wal-Mart in mind... So off we go. By we I mean me cause I was alone. Mommy didn't go to church today.
So outside of Wal-Mart there's a guy and he's selling pit bull puppies. O. M. G. They were the absolute cutest puppies on earth. I wanted one. What I did not want to hear was a couple of old women telling the man that those beautiful puppies were mongrels that needed to be drowned because pit bulls are evil dogs. I had to channel my inner Cindy cause I was about to tell them some things I may or may not have made up in order to shut her up but apparently my channeling powers are slow cause some other woman channeled my Cindy and cusesed those women roundly, squarely, and any other shape you wanna say.
My bad mood was made better once inside however. I have to say right now that damn it, I looked hot today. I did the hair, I had on the heels, I was looking like a ten plus twenty and I knew it but I digress... The best feeling is when a man in Walmart gets slapped by his woman because he's looking at you.
So in true Walmart style I was not allowed out of the store without being appalled and forays tale from the ghetto came from a Mexican child who was yelling at the woman holding his hand in the parking lot. Now the kid could not have been more than ten if he was that. He was telling the girl/woman to let go of him because she was a dirty cunt. Oh yes, he said that. It was at this point that I decided it was time to leave Walmart.
So got to mommy's and sat here and made her dinner... Chopped grilled pork chops smothered in grilled onions, yellow bell peppers and mushrooms.
Now I'm watching the end of The Blind Side. Love that movie. Makes me cry everytime. Pretty soon I'm gonna go on home.
It's been a day.
I need the day to end.
