Thursday, August 29, 2013

So I finally decided on G...


Okay so it took me a few days but there are a few factors involved with that:


  1.  I'm lazy as hell.  Seriously if you didn't know this about me, I apologize.
  2.  For a few days there, I had a wicked headache which somehow led into a cough that I found out last night was the early stages of Bronchitis.
  3.  Being sick in any form zaps my energy and the vicious cycle always leads me back to #1.


So in thinking about this blog I finally figured out what I wanted to BS on for G.

Guest Bloggers.

I've seen a few guest bloggers around.  They tend to know their subjects very well and often include footnotes and references.  I applaud them for their work, but dude waaaay more work than I want to do.  See factor #1 above...

I am however NOT opposed to having Guest bloggers here.  I mean the alphabet blog is basically Bullshitting about any topic on the given letter.  I didn't create the alphabet blog to be informative.  Let's face it, I'm not that smart and if I was going to do an informative blog I would turn most to Wikipedia so why bother with the middle man?  I'd rather make people laugh than inform them of something...

Now you guys are going to have to be patient with me today and for a few days.  Got a brilliant doctor at the ER last night who is used to medicaid and it's limitations so instead of giving me the Cough medicine she knew wouldn't be covered, she gave me a pain syrup for the chest/head pain that has a cough control in it.  O.M.G.  There is a good damn reason that Loritab Elixir is on the Narc list.  One freaking teaspoon of it and I had to get up from the computer cause everything was blurry.

I have coughed maybe twice in the hour since I took the tablespoon... Go loritab!

Back to the topic on hand.  So I'm going to look into Guest bloggers.  IF you would like to be a guest blogger let me know.  Here or on Facebook.

Guest Bloggers should be:


  • Clear and concise
  • Funny.  The alphabet blog is meant to be funny.
  • You must not stray from the letter/topic you are given (I say topic because I may extend this blog)
  • Must NOT be insulting.  Yes I talk about my ex in laws but I have never thrown them completely under the bus.
  • Should not personally name people without their permission.
  • Must use a JPEG picture of the letter you are given at the top of the page.


There may be more guidelines put on guest blogging in the future but for now that's what I have.

So there it is.  The G blog.  Not very funny but there ya go!