Saturday, June 28, 2014

Well, today is going to be interesting...

...And by interesting, I mean for everyone around me.  For me it's probably going to suck.

So my aunt called me at a little after nine thirty this morning.  To remind me that I'm spending the night over at her house to dog sit. I have scattered views on why, If I go over and walk her and play with her, do I have to spend the night with her but whatever, I shall comply for she is bringing me me back popcorners which is this awesome popcorn chip that I had on a flight up to New York and bought a bag in NY but never once thought to call someone and see if they sold them here before returning.  So I got home and *Gasp* they don't sell them in the south.  WTF?!?!

Anyway, I have since found that Bj's sells them or the website says they do, I don't want to go all the way up there and they don't because then I might have to hurt someone.

So I did manage to get the garbage disposal unjammed and the five day old chicken in the sun smell is slowly going away because apparently there was a piece of now four day old chicken in the drain and my house was just smelling nasty.  I also did the dishes.  Well, put them in the dishwasher and hit on, but still...

I have all but finished my coffee and the desire to drive ten plus miles for some damn popcorn chips is still strong. The force is strong with this craving...

On one hand, if I go up there and they don't have them, I can still get cheap gas.  On the other hand, if I go there and they don't have them, I can get gas and the steaks for tomorrow night.  On the third hand, If I drive all the way up there and they have them, yay! and I get them, gas, and steaks.  Winning all around.  Yes, I think I will go up there and see if they have them.

What's that you say?  Why don't I call up there first to see?  Have you ever tried calling a BJ's to see if they have something in stock??  No?  Okay let me clue you in.  You will call and get the customer relations desk.  They will put you on hold while they page someone in that department but it will be time for their break.  It always is.  Someone else will pick up the call but not know what you are looking for and they will put you BACK on hold while they look after you've explained it in enough detail that a preschooler could find it.  Then they will get distracted by a customer actually on the floor and forget about you until your call eventually rings back to the customer relations desk and the whole freaking cycle begins again.  I'd rather drive.

So coffee is doe.  And the world is looking a little brighter. I don't think anyone is actually going to die today.  Or get cussed out.  But the day is only half over so I can't say that in concrete yet.

Time to get dressed.  Toodles!

Stay Frosty!

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