So tonight, I'm going to go out and drink myself way stupider than I normally pretend to be. This of course means that I am going to drink until I am the epitome of every blonde joke anyone ever came up with. I'm sorry thats not nice. I know some very intellegent blondes. Hell, I know some really smart bleach blondes too.
I just want to get kissed at midnight tonight. I will promise here and now that if I get a kiss at midnight tonight, Ib won't whine (outloud) about my single state for.... Three whole weeks. I will fill the time with something else...
Yeah right. If you buy that, I know a bridge you should purchase...
Happy New Year, Bloggers!
Single and Blogging is going to prettyfy herself for tonight...
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