I gotta tell you bloggers, I'm only on E but doing this alphabet blog is freaking fun! Those of you that are reading, thank you!!
So E... E... E...
I am going with my own topic tonight. Things that make you go, eh?
We all have those moments. When we see something and we just cock our heads to the side and go eh?
One of the things that causes this reaction from me are brand new mom who have a shit ton of energy. They just had a baby like two damn days ago and they come out looking as fresh as a daisy wanting to run or clean the house or do stuff that would tire a person with no kids. I had a fried like this. She had her son and like the next day she was running around like she always did.
...eh?
Dude! The day after I finally came home after having my son, I was so freaking tired that I was actually mad at the sun for coming up. I honest to God stood at my window and grumbled because the sun has risen and shined in the window that I had stapled black curtains to and make my son's eyes pop open. His eyes popping open made his mouth pop open and he had a powerful set of lungs lemme tell ya... Ex was working nights and after he got in he would pick the boy up and watch television for like an hour and then plop the boy in bed with me. When I was sufficiently awake, he'd proclaim how tired he was and plop down to sleep.
In all fairness I knew he was tired I really did, but the boy was colicy and up most of the night. I was 19 and had until that moment in time had a very wonderful love affair with my pillows and bed. So when he said he was tired most of the time I was inclined to snap on him. This started my on/ off relationship with coffee... This has been a mutually beneficial/abusive relationship...
Anyway...
What else?... Oh! People who do their hair like this...
And people who dress like...
How do they have boyfriends??? People procreate with people who look like that!
But I dress like...
And on a good day, my hair is...
but I'm still single?
eh?
People who move in front of you on the highway and cut you off to go slower than you... Okay this only kinda makes me say ...eh? It mostly makes me say things that no lady anywhere should even know...
People who are rude mofo's to people are serving them food. ...Eh? Do you not know that this person could go in the kitchen and poison you fifty different ways and you're being rude to them?
Parents who let their children run around willy nilly and treat them like crapola. ...Eh? But I would be wrong if I just hauled off and clotheslined your kid in the throat for standing there calling me out my name or running around in circles while I'm walking and almost making me trip three times while you say "Jordan... no no." and keep talking... ...eh?
People who eat and eat and eat food that would make me blow up like a Macy's Day Parade float but don't exercise and gain no weight... eh?
So I don't think I can BS anymore about things that make me go ...eh? Quite honestly, the list is endless.
What makes you go...eh?
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