So much shit....

You guys.... so much shit is going down, I'm not sure if I'm here or she's here... I think we're BOTH here which isn't good for anyone.

So tonight my newest District manager just found out that I haven't been lying when I keep telling them that I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO MY JOB.  I have been telling them... WE have been telling them over and over again that there's no much shit we don't know how to do that they want us to do.  When it gets frustrating that no one listens and Claudette cries John and Sherry tell her to stop crying.  Sherry tells her "I wouldn't have given you this promotion if I didn't believe in you Caudiette!" I'm serious ya'll this woman has known me almost a year and has NEVER ONCE gotten my name right.  When We ask her for help all she has ever thrown in the past three to five weeks is a pep talk.  John gets pissed off when Claudette cries because she's so forking frustrated that no one will listen.  But tonight Brad asked the million dollar question...

"Well, you were an assistant Gm for what, a year or so before you got this store, right?"
"No, Brad, less than six months."
"Excuse me?"
"I started AGM on February 10."
"...of last year....?"
"This year."
"Excuse me?  I was under the impression that you had been running stores for awhile before this.  We have to get a list of things you know and don't know."
"Sherry has the list."
"What?"
"The list you're talking about.  It has three columns.  One for associate, one for shift leader and one for AGM/RGM' right"
"Yeah."
"I know everything in the associate list, missed four things in the shift leader list and only new four things in the AGM/RGM list"
"FOUR THINGS‽‽‽‽‽‽"

At this point you could practically hear his eyes bulging out of his skull.

"Yes four things and every time I ask for help and tell people that I don't know what I'm doing, John tells me to stop crying because that's all he thinks I do, and Sherry gives me a pep talk.  At least you have tried to help me but there's only so much you can do with the information you've been given and I don't think they told you the truth."

"..."

I think we are on the verge of being fired.  And we will be damned if they fire us because they put us in a position that we've told them repeatedly we weren't ready for.

And it all keeps coming down to one thing.

Sherry engineered this to get rid of us.  When Josh got on her nerves because she kept trying to make him feel like an incompetent ape that didn't know his job, she banished him to another district.  Somehow I annoyed her and she engineered this to get rid of me.

Before we got Chris at Mountain Island I was very sure that the Island was going to chew him up and spit him out like it did every other manager.  I called Sherry and I told her that when this store chewed upon the manager and spit him out I wanted to be trained to be the GM."  Those were the exact words that Claudette said to her.  Chris arrived three days later and four days later Claudette was given her own store.

And two weeks later, the island chewed up Chris and spit him out.

Sherry did this.  Somehow we pissed her off and she banished us.  And worse, she lied to her boss about what we could do in order to get rid of us.

Claudette is kinda worried that she's gotten Sherry in trouble with the revelation we imparted tonight.

Roxie (We're trying out names while we still "discuss" *Fight* over what I am going to be called.) doesn't give a bloody shit if Sherry gets her ass ripped from ear to ear over this.  Because every single thought we can have comes down to Sherry lied to get me out of her district.

And We'll be dammed if they fire us for not knowing our job.

Fork this.  Shortest respite in history.

Roxie's back bitches.  buckle up and hold on.  Shit's about to get real.